Au contraire. And I can prove it.See, Dick is into stuff that I'm not into."But I thought it was you who wakes Dick up," you say. (Well, you'd say that if you were paying attention. I know I ramble a little, but try to stay with me. The next dirty story is just ahead.)Yeah, Dick's sleeping until he gets a call from my libido, but once he's awake it doesn't take him long to get off in the bushes. Er, weeds. Whatever.Anyway, he gets into some weird weeds. Places I'd never think about going.Calm down, I'm not going there. Dick's not into dick either. You didn't see an "MM" story code at the top of this page, did you? (To those of you who are disappointed: get your own Dick.)So. Weird weeds.Well, there's Marge in Human Resources. Really nice lady. She's been there since they hired me. Knows all the ins and outs of sexual harassment and inappropriate conduct. And that was before we hooked up. But she's 54 years old and 300 pounds, so most of you don't want to hear her story. I don't really. One couple looked like they were having sex."Why are people here naked?" Cris asked from the back seat."Well," Mr. Cortez explained, "some people like to be naked for comfort, and some people like to be naked because they think it's sexy. A lot of people in America don't like sex, so they made it illegal to be naked most places. This city was built by people who didn't like those laws, so they encourage being naked." Do people here build a new city every time they don't like the laws?" No," Mr. Cortez chuckled, "mostly they just write angry letters in the newspapers." So do we need to be naked now?" I asked."Not just yet," he replied, even though Cris was eagerly sliding off his pants in the back, "you can have a few days to acclimate. Nudity isn't required except in schools." Why just schools?" It's actually just this school. It's a private school, we couldn't enroll you in the public school on time because of the way they do the calendar here. You know about the Naked in School.
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