Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house.It’s weird being the same age as old people.Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. So, remember ... Don’t sing!My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you. So, I took her to Subway and that’s how the fight started.During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if there is anything planned when this one ends? Asking for a friend.I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say. It was almost noon the next morning before Mark finally woke up, having slept hard and sound all night. He sat up in his bed and flicked on the clock radio on the night stand. He started to think about the day, and immediately flashed back to the day before. He had been sitting for only a few minutes when he heard a light knock on his door."Who is it?" He asked."It's me". Called back Sara through the door, "Can I come in?" Just a minute." He called back, hopping out of bed and quickly throwing on some shorts from his drawer. He walked over and opened the door, Sara standing there looking upset. She followed him into his room, shutting the door behind them as she entered. Mark walked back over to his dresser before turning around to see her still standing by the closed door."Mark... ?" She started, "Are you..."She broke her gaze him him and looked down at the floor and continued, "Are you... mad at me?" MAD at you?" He replied in disbelief."Yeah, you know, about yesterday... um... at.
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